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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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