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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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