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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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