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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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