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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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