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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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