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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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