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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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