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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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