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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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