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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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