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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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