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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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