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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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