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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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