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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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