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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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