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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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