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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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