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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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