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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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