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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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