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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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