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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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