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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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