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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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