Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.