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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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