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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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