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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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