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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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