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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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