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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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