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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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