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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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