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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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