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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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