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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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