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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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