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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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