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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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