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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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