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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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