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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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