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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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