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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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