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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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