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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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