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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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