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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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