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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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