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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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