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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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