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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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