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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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