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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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