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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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