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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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