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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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