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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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