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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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