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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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