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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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