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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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