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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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