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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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