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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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