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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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