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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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