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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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