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Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Luke Skywalker
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a pufferfish 🐡
a wild boar 🐗
a cheetah 😺
a tiger 🐯
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
a venomous snake 🐍
a turkey 🦃
a velociraptor 🦖
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