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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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