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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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